David Disher

Mum promised to make us all little matching outfits out of old curtains for this exhibition, but she let us down. Obama promised change, yet he hasn't won the war or fixed the economy. I won the Nigerian lottery, yet I haven't received a cent of my winnings. Who can you trust these days? Certainly not your own family!

Well you can trust me! Each of my paintings has been thoroughly 'Googled'. All of the subjects have approved of my messages. It is all fair and balanced. Why would I lie to you! Well the fact is I don't have to lie; the irony of life is a fact. Family First does represent all those who have family (those who were hatched from an egg on their own can form their own party). Neil Mitchell does exist and is not a character made up by a talented team of comedy writers. The water/tourism minister was eventually found with very little water left just off the tourist track, and the CEO of Lehman Brothers was Mr. Dick Fold!

Opinion is more important than fact. There is no need for me to make any of it up, and my opinion can't be wrong because it is my opinion!